Rachel Bunting


1. I have a sinus infection.
2. Which caused me to sneeze out my nose ring.
3. Which caused my friend Kathe to say, “Ewww.”
4. This is the same Kathe who showed me this.
5. Which led me to this.
6. And then I told this guy about it.
7. Who mentioned this guy.
8. Which makes me laugh, because my girlfriend (who likes to gay-ify everything) always sings “I wish that I was Jessie’s girl!”
9. And that makes me think about Saved by the Bell, because this morning it was the episode where Jessie gets hooked on caffeine pills and sings, “I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m so – scared!”


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